But if you know, you're cool.
I'm putting this up here for the sole reason of immortalizing this fictional conversation between some dude named Yuta and some girl he will be hitting on when he moves to Japan.
yuta: "hey girl, wassuu~p!! ocha shinaa~i??"
girl: "uwaa~, kuruma kokkoiii~♥ !! eigo to nihongo mo hanaseru nooo~...yada~!! bango choooda~i!!"
yuta: "he he...ma~na...kochi kite bango ageru ze ba...by!!"
girl: "ufu...yada...yuta kocchi oide!"
yuta: "iiya iiya...kocchi kite, i wanna see you walk here baby.."
girl: "...nande kuruma kara denai no?"
yuta: "iikara iikara!!!...kocchi oide! don't question me woman!!"...
Juju should really write a book!
and not in invisible ink!
This post contains wayyyy too many inside jokes.
Ill conclude it by posting the most beautiful dude you will see in Japan.
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